kye (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} nanimokamo) wrote,@ 2006-04-22 21:41:00 |
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me again
Oh hell, posting here as well^^ Stolen from dear Sora kun, done cause I should be learning for a japanese test.
1) Are you a chick or a dude?
●Obvious~_^
2) What's your lucky number?
●Dun have one
3) Do you pray?
●If 'kamisamakamisamakamisama let me go to Oosaka for a year' count as pray than yup :P
4) Ever wish on stars?
●Same as above
5) Do you believe in karma?
●Nope ><
6) What's your zodiac sign?
● Virgo - hell 'm pure & innocent! Ha!
7) Have you ever almost died?
●Every second time 'm crossing the street (but meikyuu won't let me!! sankyuu^^)
8) Ever broken any bones?
●.....um, little toe.....
9) Do you cry during sad movies?
●Yup, nothing to ashamed of
10) Do you like to dance?
●Love? ^^
11) Ever laid under the stars?
●Happened to
12) Ever sat on a rooftop?
●Yup, but 'm afraid of highs.... wasn't pleasant at all....
13) Is there a such thing as a soul mate?
●*winks at meikyuu* well....
14) Could you live without the television?
●Yup^^ (if SNOOKER was broadcasted live on net)
15) Could you live without music?
●Lol, NO!
16) Do you have any self inflicted scars?
●Nope, barely have ANY
17) What do you dislike the most about life?
●That once a month you feel like shit and want to die? or cut your uterus out
18) Ever had a job for less than a day?
●Nope
19) Ever been fired on your first day?
●Nope
20) Ever been fired because of your attitude?
●Nope, what a decent girl I am XDD
21) Do you get jealous of other people?
●Of meikyuu's CERTAINTY that she's going to Japan for a year, yes^^
22) Would you rather love someone or be loved?
●Dun believe in love anymore, lol. But it would be nice if someone loved me for a change I guess
23) What's under your bed right now?
●2 boxes with underwear, huge spare blanket, Morti's pillow, a cookie monster and a I-will-eat-one-socket-from-a-pair monster
25) Have you ever done anything illegal?
●From crossing street on red light to cheating on my A-level egzam? Yup.
26) Have you ever been dumped?
●Yup - you go to hell and you die!
27) Ever dumped somebody?
●Yup
28) How cool are you?
●Hmmm, very? Lol, 'm vain. And blunt
29) Do you support abortion?
●Yup. And I hate kids ... (with exception for smexy 12 years old boys.....mmmmmmrrrr... :P)
30) Who's your best friend?
●Meikyuu, Gunia and Ann
31) Where did you go to high school?
●Mielec, Poland
32) Do you wear the same clothes two days in a row?
●Trousers yes, sweater yes, other...eack
33) Have you ever drove someone crazy?
●Would be surprised if not :P
34) Ever bullied someone?
●Probably....
35) Ever done the Macarena?
●Lol, who didn't?
36) Do you act your age?
●Now, how should decent 22 year old gilr behave?.
37) Is it okay to disrespect your parents?
●No... unless you have a strong reason to do so
38) Do you flush the toilet when you're done?
●? Are you stupid or what? (to the one who made it)
39) How long do you stay in the shower?
●Long
40) What kind of soap do you use?
●Dr Irena Eris - moisturizing shower lotion for dry skin :PP
41) Are mullets cool?
●Mullets? (what's mullet?) Accoding to Cambridge dict:
'mullet (HAIR)
noun [C] INFORMAL
a men's hairstyle from the 1980's in which the hair on top and at the sides of the head is short and the hair at the back is long'
Eack!
42) Spiderman, Batman, or Superman?
●None
43) Do you like your middle name?
●Well, barely use it. But yeah, like it
44) Has anyone ever cheated on you?
●Yup - you go to hell? And die?
45) Ever cheated on someone?
●Nope - kissing one hot-&-smexy-cookie while being far away from your guy doesn't count^^
46) What's your favorite animal?
●Snakes & squirrels
47) Favorite flower?
●Daffodil
48) Have you ever shaved your head?
●Nope, but my hair's short? ^^
49) Do you think marijuana should be legal for medicinal use?
●And for friday-party-use? Yup
50) Do you think it is okay to drink and drive?
●NO!
51) If you won $1 million dollars, what would you buy?
●Ticket to Oosaka? Lol?
53) How many serious relationships have you had?
●None
54) what's your favorite candle scent?
●Dun have one
56) Who's the last person you talked to on AIM?
●Dun have AIM, but was talking to meikyuu on GG (polish version of AIM, I huess)
57) What's something you're ashamed of?
●Like 'm going to tell
58) What woke you up last night?
● Awfully pain in tummy and then: 'Modorenai...kaerenai...asoko wa mou tooi basho/ Me wo samase..oretachi wa... ikiru tame..'
59) What did you dream about last night?
●Nothing ><;
60) Ever been to the zoo?
●Like a month ago? :P
61) How many beers did you have today?
●None
62) What's the last movie watched?
●XXXholic
63) Are you usually late or on time?
●....*mumble* late
64) What's a cartoon you watch often?
●Anime^^ Burichi!
65) Do you have any imaginary friends?
●Nope
66) Are you waiting on something right now?
●Umm, for a letter from Embassy telling if I passed Monbu?
67) Who's hott?
●...me? XDD Jun! Half of Japanese guys^^ Chinese teacher's quite fine
68) Who's ugly?
●Polish gyus! brrrrrr....
69) Are you worried about something?
●If I say word Oosaka will eerything be clear?
70) Ever swam in the ocean?
●Nope
---------- 2nd Survey ---------
1)Who is the last person you high-fived
●Can't remember when I last high-fived... like 2-3- years ago?
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
●I barely survive now ><;
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
●Nope
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
●Yup
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
●Never played one
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
●Yup
7) How fast can you type?
●Wish I could type fast.... and with no typoos ><;;;
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
●Afraid of SOMEONE who might be in dark
9) Eye color?
●Blue
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
●Nope
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
●Every time I can^^
12) Do you knock on wood?
●Happens
13) Do you floss daily?
●Dunno... rather no
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
●A lemon one, yes please
15) Can you hula hoop?
●I could when I was like what 7?
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
●Yup
17) What do you want for Christmas?
●Something nice and fluffy given by meikyuu & Kosmalatko - means we have to be together in Japan^^
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
●Who?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
●Nope
20) Who wrote the book of love?
●Ee? Fantasy writer?
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
●When I was young *sigh*
22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
●No, eack
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
●Pretty much - got on Japanese studies, passed Monbu^^
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
●Not too much^^
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
●Nope
26) Plans for tomorrow?
●Try not to die... and write a Japanese test
27) Can you juggle?
●Nope - manually-retarded
28) Missing someone now?
●Yup
29) What color are your socks?
●Dun wear any at the moment
30) Last thing you said over AIM?
●On GG^^
'no problem at all :P' - to meikyuu :PPPP
31) Last person you hugged?
●Meiyuu, and my plushie
32) How are you feeling today?
●Like S.H.I.T.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
●Nope
35) What are you lookin' forward to?
●Dun wanna repeat for 100th time
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
●Yup
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
●No, but cat food yes - it's awfull ><;;
38) Can you handle the truth?
●Try me^^
39)Do you like green eggs and ham?
●Never tried
40) Any cool scars?
●Nope.
--------3rd Survey--------
Two Names You Go By:
1. Kash
2. kye
Two Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Of what?
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. jeans?
2. blouse?
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Freedom.
2. Understanding.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Sleeping
2. Reading fics
Two Things You Want Really Badly: (right now)
1. One is obvious
2. Jun - well, obvious too
Two pets you had/have:
1. Beautiul black cat - died 4 years ago V.V
2. Dalmatian - the most stupid breed ever!
Two people who will fill this out:
1. Those who want?
Two Things you did last night
1. Slept?
2. Listened to Jun talking 'bout Oosaka-ben :P
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. In front of wakannai
2. 'Chaczapuri'
Two People that live in your house:
1. Brother
2. His friend back from high-school
Two things you ate today:
1. one sandwich
2. Peppis *addicted*
Two people you Last Talked To:
1. meikyuu
2. Gunia
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. Writing a test
2. Buy some fockin painkiller
Two people that make you laugh:
1. meikyuu - yes, in good way *huggles*
2. people on LJ
Two Longest car rides:
1. Through Norway, Sweden and partially Denmark
2. To Spain (2,5 day)
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Easter - for food
2. Chistmass - for presents. What?
Uff.
And something that made me laugh my ass off (thou all I wanted was to dieeee) Thank you Puchiu for making my day...er.. night :P
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fanficrants written by firefly99
So you want to Sue Cloud Strife?
Dear all Cloudsues, both Complication canon and Original Game canon,
CLOUD STRIFE MAY BE PRETTY-AND-YET-SOMEHOW-ENTRANCINGLY-MASC
SEPHIROTH MAY BE A-VISION-OF-UNMATCHED-ETHERIAL-BEAUTY AND HE MAY HAVE A SOFT-SILKY-DARK-GLOSSY WING, BUT AFTER CLOUD HAS KICKED YOUR ASS SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY, HE WILL KICK IT BACK FROM THERE.
They will play PONG with your Sue. Even if you pull out the 'OMG SHE HAS JENOVA CELLS!' opening gambit, both Sephiroth and Cloud are pretty much entirely, if not entirely, Jenova cells. They will eat her for breakfast. I don't care how many secret societies she's been in and how many hours she's spent learning martial arts, Sephiroth is a legend - the greatest soldier who ever lived - and Cloud managed to kill Sephiroth without breaking a sweat.
Read that again. The greatest soldier who ever lived. Ever. Your Sue-who-was-a-member-of-SOLDIER is not at a higher rank than him, because if she was SHE would be the greatest soldier who ever lived. Besides, Sephiroth is a First Class General. What class is your Sue? I really don't think you'll find a lot of positive integers that are less than one. And you can't have your Sue as a Zeroth Class because then she would be No Class and your Sue is OMG SO CLASSY. Right? I can imagine the conversation she'd have with her latest bishounen manmeat.
"I used to be in SOLDIER."
"What rank were you?"
"Point Nought Nought Nought Nought Nought Oneth Class."
As for Cloud, let's not even go there. That sword might not be graceful, but the man attached to it certainly is. He's also strong, agile, and muscular. Great qualities in a man, right? Yep! Until he turned them towards your Sue in armed combat. I seriously doubt your Sue would be able to bear his children if she had a big honkin' sword-hole through her Equipment. (No lurid jokes about what the word 'vagina' is Latin for, that's not what I meant and you know it - actually, it's just as well I didn't mean that. I've yet to see a Sue/Buster Sword fic. I hope it happens someday. I'D do that sword. Maybe I should write it.) Cloud knows some of the most effective techniques for Killing People ever invented, and I'm pretty sure he came up with quite a few of them on his own. Cloud might not be able to win against Chuck Norris - who can? - but he would probably cause him to break a cancer-curing libido-increasing sweat. Cloud might be blond, and he might be gorgeous, but he is OMG SO VERY NOT TO BE MESSED WITH EVER.
Your Sue would not win against Cloud Strife. Not ever. If she did her power levels would be utterly implausible, waaaaayy out past the Chuck Norris level, right into the stratosphere. The only time I can see your Sue flooring Cloud Strife is if he let her win.
He would not let her win for prettyfactor, good God oh no. He would only let her win for something more twisted than that. Cloud is not easily distracted by good looks - he doesn't value beauty much. He might just let your Sue win out of sheer altruism, because he has a hero complex - if he could see she was being a complete hole, which she is, he might leave her alive in the knowledge that she only got herself in this problem because she's stupid.
Please don't have your Sue going all OHNOES DAMSEL on him either, because in that case he'd probably just ignore her until she grew up.
(Oh, I almost forgot - VINCENT COULD KICK YOUR SUE'S ASS TOO.)
Love in none of its many forms,
Fly.
A~~nd two my fav songs right now:
♡Haru no Katami - Ayakashi theme - using your link, Puchiu. You don't mind ne? ^^
♡the boom - Shimauta *sings shamelessly*
島唄 the boom
でいごの花が咲き 風を呼び 嵐が来た
でいごが咲き乱れ 風を呼び 嵐が来た
くり返す悲しみは 島渡る波のよう
ウージの森であなたと出会い
ウージの下で千代にさよなら
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の涙
でいごの花も散り さざ波がゆれるだけ
ささやかな幸せは うたかたの波の花
ウージの森で歌った友よ
ウージの下で八千代の別れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の愛を
海よ 宇宙よ 神よ いのちよ このまま永遠に夕凪を
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の涙
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の愛を
Shima uta the boom
Deigo no hana ga saki kaze wo yobi arashi ga kita
Deigo ga sakimidare kaze wo yobi arashi ga kita
Kurikaesu kanashimi wa shima wataru nami no you
Uuji no mori de anata to deai
Uuji no shita de chiyo ni sayonara
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no namida
Deigo no hana mo chiri saza nami ga yureru dake
Sasayakana shiawase wa utakata no nami no hana
Uuji no mori de utatta tomo yo
Uuji no shita de yachiyo no wakare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no ai wo
Umi yo uchuu yo kami yo inochi yo kono mama towa ni yuunagi wo
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no namida
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no ai wo
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Kyaaa~~~~ got more of my waaaaaaay-hotter-then-the-weather-today-c
'(..) maboroshi to kieteyuku mae ni, te wo nobase, hikikae ni nanimokamo ushinau doushitemo dakishimetai, mou ichi do' - lol, it melted me like whoa (and no, not cause my lj name's there. 'm not really attached to it ><;)
Puchiu~~!! Wo rabu u~~~!!! (to say it in all 3 languages in one time:P) Cause you're the best seme EVER! Sankyuu for finding it for me, it's the best distraction from Niwa Fumio..and Akutagawa..and Dazai ><;;;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok7uVfAA
Oh hell, posting here as well^^ Stolen from dear Sora kun, done cause I should be learning for a japanese test.
1) Are you a chick or a dude?
●Obvious~_^
2) What's your lucky number?
●Dun have one
3) Do you pray?
●If 'kamisamakamisamakamisama let me go to Oosaka for a year' count as pray than yup :P
4) Ever wish on stars?
●Same as above
5) Do you believe in karma?
●Nope ><
6) What's your zodiac sign?
● Virgo - hell 'm pure & innocent! Ha!
7) Have you ever almost died?
●Every second time 'm crossing the street (but meikyuu won't let me!! sankyuu^^)
8) Ever broken any bones?
●.....um, little toe.....
9) Do you cry during sad movies?
●Yup, nothing to ashamed of
10) Do you like to dance?
●Love? ^^
11) Ever laid under the stars?
●Happened to
12) Ever sat on a rooftop?
●Yup, but 'm afraid of highs.... wasn't pleasant at all....
13) Is there a such thing as a soul mate?
●*winks at meikyuu* well....
14) Could you live without the television?
●Yup^^ (if SNOOKER was broadcasted live on net)
15) Could you live without music?
●Lol, NO!
16) Do you have any self inflicted scars?
●Nope, barely have ANY
17) What do you dislike the most about life?
●That once a month you feel like shit and want to die? or cut your uterus out
18) Ever had a job for less than a day?
●Nope
19) Ever been fired on your first day?
●Nope
20) Ever been fired because of your attitude?
●Nope, what a decent girl I am XDD
21) Do you get jealous of other people?
●Of meikyuu's CERTAINTY that she's going to Japan for a year, yes^^
22) Would you rather love someone or be loved?
●Dun believe in love anymore, lol. But it would be nice if someone loved me for a change I guess
23) What's under your bed right now?
●2 boxes with underwear, huge spare blanket, Morti's pillow, a cookie monster and a I-will-eat-one-socket-from-a-pair monster
25) Have you ever done anything illegal?
●From crossing street on red light to cheating on my A-level egzam? Yup.
26) Have you ever been dumped?
●Yup - you go to hell and you die!
27) Ever dumped somebody?
●Yup
28) How cool are you?
●Hmmm, very? Lol, 'm vain. And blunt
29) Do you support abortion?
●Yup. And I hate kids ... (with exception for smexy 12 years old boys.....mmmmmmrrrr... :P)
30) Who's your best friend?
●Meikyuu, Gunia and Ann
31) Where did you go to high school?
●Mielec, Poland
32) Do you wear the same clothes two days in a row?
●Trousers yes, sweater yes, other...eack
33) Have you ever drove someone crazy?
●Would be surprised if not :P
34) Ever bullied someone?
●Probably....
35) Ever done the Macarena?
●Lol, who didn't?
36) Do you act your age?
●Now, how should decent 22 year old gilr behave?.
37) Is it okay to disrespect your parents?
●No... unless you have a strong reason to do so
38) Do you flush the toilet when you're done?
●? Are you stupid or what? (to the one who made it)
39) How long do you stay in the shower?
●Long
40) What kind of soap do you use?
●Dr Irena Eris - moisturizing shower lotion for dry skin :PP
41) Are mullets cool?
●Mullets? (what's mullet?) Accoding to Cambridge dict:
'mullet (HAIR)
noun [C] INFORMAL
a men's hairstyle from the 1980's in which the hair on top and at the sides of the head is short and the hair at the back is long'
Eack!
42) Spiderman, Batman, or Superman?
●None
43) Do you like your middle name?
●Well, barely use it. But yeah, like it
44) Has anyone ever cheated on you?
●Yup - you go to hell? And die?
45) Ever cheated on someone?
●Nope - kissing one hot-&-smexy-cookie while being far away from your guy doesn't count^^
46) What's your favorite animal?
●Snakes & squirrels
47) Favorite flower?
●Daffodil
48) Have you ever shaved your head?
●Nope, but my hair's short? ^^
49) Do you think marijuana should be legal for medicinal use?
●And for friday-party-use? Yup
50) Do you think it is okay to drink and drive?
●NO!
51) If you won $1 million dollars, what would you buy?
●Ticket to Oosaka? Lol?
53) How many serious relationships have you had?
●None
54) what's your favorite candle scent?
●Dun have one
56) Who's the last person you talked to on AIM?
●Dun have AIM, but was talking to meikyuu on GG (polish version of AIM, I huess)
57) What's something you're ashamed of?
●Like 'm going to tell
58) What woke you up last night?
● Awfully pain in tummy and then: 'Modorenai...kaerenai...asoko wa mou tooi basho/ Me wo samase..oretachi wa... ikiru tame..'
59) What did you dream about last night?
●Nothing ><;
60) Ever been to the zoo?
●Like a month ago? :P
61) How many beers did you have today?
●None
62) What's the last movie watched?
●XXXholic
63) Are you usually late or on time?
●....*mumble* late
64) What's a cartoon you watch often?
●Anime^^ Burichi!
65) Do you have any imaginary friends?
●Nope
66) Are you waiting on something right now?
●Umm, for a letter from Embassy telling if I passed Monbu?
67) Who's hott?
●...me? XDD Jun! Half of Japanese guys^^ Chinese teacher's quite fine
68) Who's ugly?
●Polish gyus! brrrrrr....
69) Are you worried about something?
●If I say word Oosaka will eerything be clear?
70) Ever swam in the ocean?
●Nope
---------- 2nd Survey ---------
1)Who is the last person you high-fived
●Can't remember when I last high-fived... like 2-3- years ago?
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
●I barely survive now ><;
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
●Nope
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
●Yup
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
●Never played one
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
●Yup
7) How fast can you type?
●Wish I could type fast.... and with no typoos ><;;;
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
●Afraid of SOMEONE who might be in dark
9) Eye color?
●Blue
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
●Nope
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
●Every time I can^^
12) Do you knock on wood?
●Happens
13) Do you floss daily?
●Dunno... rather no
14) Do you wanna Fanta?
●A lemon one, yes please
15) Can you hula hoop?
●I could when I was like what 7?
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
●Yup
17) What do you want for Christmas?
●Something nice and fluffy given by meikyuu & Kosmalatko - means we have to be together in Japan^^
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
●Who?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
●Nope
20) Who wrote the book of love?
●Ee? Fantasy writer?
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
●When I was young *sigh*
22) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
●No, eack
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
●Pretty much - got on Japanese studies, passed Monbu^^
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
●Not too much^^
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
●Nope
26) Plans for tomorrow?
●Try not to die... and write a Japanese test
27) Can you juggle?
●Nope - manually-retarded
28) Missing someone now?
●Yup
29) What color are your socks?
●Dun wear any at the moment
30) Last thing you said over AIM?
●On GG^^
'no problem at all :P' - to meikyuu :PPPP
31) Last person you hugged?
●Meiyuu, and my plushie
32) How are you feeling today?
●Like S.H.I.T.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
●Nope
35) What are you lookin' forward to?
●Dun wanna repeat for 100th time
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
●Yup
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
●No, but cat food yes - it's awfull ><;;
38) Can you handle the truth?
●Try me^^
39)Do you like green eggs and ham?
●Never tried
40) Any cool scars?
●Nope.
--------3rd Survey--------
Two Names You Go By:
1. Kash
2. kye
Two Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Of what?
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. jeans?
2. blouse?
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Freedom.
2. Understanding.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Sleeping
2. Reading fics
Two Things You Want Really Badly: (right now)
1. One is obvious
2. Jun - well, obvious too
Two pets you had/have:
1. Beautiul black cat - died 4 years ago V.V
2. Dalmatian - the most stupid breed ever!
Two people who will fill this out:
1. Those who want?
Two Things you did last night
1. Slept?
2. Listened to Jun talking 'bout Oosaka-ben :P
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. In front of wakannai
2. 'Chaczapuri'
Two People that live in your house:
1. Brother
2. His friend back from high-school
Two things you ate today:
1. one sandwich
2. Peppis *addicted*
Two people you Last Talked To:
1. meikyuu
2. Gunia
Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. Writing a test
2. Buy some fockin painkiller
Two people that make you laugh:
1. meikyuu - yes, in good way *huggles*
2. people on LJ
Two Longest car rides:
1. Through Norway, Sweden and partially Denmark
2. To Spain (2,5 day)
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Easter - for food
2. Chistmass - for presents. What?
Uff.
And something that made me laugh my ass off (thou all I wanted was to dieeee) Thank you Puchiu for making my day...er.. night :P
Stolen from
fanficrants written by firefly99So you want to Sue Cloud Strife?
Dear all Cloudsues, both Complication canon and Original Game canon,
CLOUD STRIFE MAY BE PRETTY-AND-YET-SOMEHOW-ENTRANCINGLY-MASC
SEPHIROTH MAY BE A-VISION-OF-UNMATCHED-ETHERIAL-BEAUTY AND HE MAY HAVE A SOFT-SILKY-DARK-GLOSSY WING, BUT AFTER CLOUD HAS KICKED YOUR ASS SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY, HE WILL KICK IT BACK FROM THERE.
They will play PONG with your Sue. Even if you pull out the 'OMG SHE HAS JENOVA CELLS!' opening gambit, both Sephiroth and Cloud are pretty much entirely, if not entirely, Jenova cells. They will eat her for breakfast. I don't care how many secret societies she's been in and how many hours she's spent learning martial arts, Sephiroth is a legend - the greatest soldier who ever lived - and Cloud managed to kill Sephiroth without breaking a sweat.
Read that again. The greatest soldier who ever lived. Ever. Your Sue-who-was-a-member-of-SOLDIER is not at a higher rank than him, because if she was SHE would be the greatest soldier who ever lived. Besides, Sephiroth is a First Class General. What class is your Sue? I really don't think you'll find a lot of positive integers that are less than one. And you can't have your Sue as a Zeroth Class because then she would be No Class and your Sue is OMG SO CLASSY. Right? I can imagine the conversation she'd have with her latest bishounen manmeat.
"I used to be in SOLDIER."
"What rank were you?"
"Point Nought Nought Nought Nought Nought Oneth Class."
As for Cloud, let's not even go there. That sword might not be graceful, but the man attached to it certainly is. He's also strong, agile, and muscular. Great qualities in a man, right? Yep! Until he turned them towards your Sue in armed combat. I seriously doubt your Sue would be able to bear his children if she had a big honkin' sword-hole through her Equipment. (No lurid jokes about what the word 'vagina' is Latin for, that's not what I meant and you know it - actually, it's just as well I didn't mean that. I've yet to see a Sue/Buster Sword fic. I hope it happens someday. I'D do that sword. Maybe I should write it.) Cloud knows some of the most effective techniques for Killing People ever invented, and I'm pretty sure he came up with quite a few of them on his own. Cloud might not be able to win against Chuck Norris - who can? - but he would probably cause him to break a cancer-curing libido-increasing sweat. Cloud might be blond, and he might be gorgeous, but he is OMG SO VERY NOT TO BE MESSED WITH EVER.
Your Sue would not win against Cloud Strife. Not ever. If she did her power levels would be utterly implausible, waaaaayy out past the Chuck Norris level, right into the stratosphere. The only time I can see your Sue flooring Cloud Strife is if he let her win.
He would not let her win for prettyfactor, good God oh no. He would only let her win for something more twisted than that. Cloud is not easily distracted by good looks - he doesn't value beauty much. He might just let your Sue win out of sheer altruism, because he has a hero complex - if he could see she was being a complete hole, which she is, he might leave her alive in the knowledge that she only got herself in this problem because she's stupid.
Please don't have your Sue going all OHNOES DAMSEL on him either, because in that case he'd probably just ignore her until she grew up.
(Oh, I almost forgot - VINCENT COULD KICK YOUR SUE'S ASS TOO.)
Love in none of its many forms,
Fly.
A~~nd two my fav songs right now:
♡Haru no Katami - Ayakashi theme - using your link, Puchiu. You don't mind ne? ^^
♡the boom - Shimauta *sings shamelessly*
島唄 the boom
でいごの花が咲き 風を呼び 嵐が来た
でいごが咲き乱れ 風を呼び 嵐が来た
くり返す悲しみは 島渡る波のよう
ウージの森であなたと出会い
ウージの下で千代にさよなら
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の涙
でいごの花も散り さざ波がゆれるだけ
ささやかな幸せは うたかたの波の花
ウージの森で歌った友よ
ウージの下で八千代の別れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の愛を
海よ 宇宙よ 神よ いのちよ このまま永遠に夕凪を
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の涙
島唄よ 風に乗り 鳥とともに 海を渡れ
島唄よ 風に乗り 届けておくれ 私の愛を
Shima uta the boom
Deigo no hana ga saki kaze wo yobi arashi ga kita
Deigo ga sakimidare kaze wo yobi arashi ga kita
Kurikaesu kanashimi wa shima wataru nami no you
Uuji no mori de anata to deai
Uuji no shita de chiyo ni sayonara
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no namida
Deigo no hana mo chiri saza nami ga yureru dake
Sasayakana shiawase wa utakata no nami no hana
Uuji no mori de utatta tomo yo
Uuji no shita de yachiyo no wakare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no ai wo
Umi yo uchuu yo kami yo inochi yo kono mama towa ni yuunagi wo
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no namida
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori tori to tomo ni umi wo watare
Shima uta yo kaze ni nori todokete okure watashi no ai wo
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Kyaaa~~~~ got more of my waaaaaaay-hotter-then-the-weather-today-c
'(..) maboroshi to kieteyuku mae ni, te wo nobase, hikikae ni nanimokamo ushinau doushitemo dakishimetai, mou ichi do' - lol, it melted me like whoa (and no, not cause my lj name's there. 'm not really attached to it ><;)
Puchiu~~!! Wo rabu u~~~!!! (to say it in all 3 languages in one time:P) Cause you're the best seme EVER! Sankyuu for finding it for me, it's the best distraction from Niwa Fumio..and Akutagawa..and Dazai ><;;;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ok7uVfAA
